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The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

Av Christian - 16 juli 2010 14:41

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"The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates"



  • Rule #1: Pillage, then burn.
  • Rule #2: A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.
  • Rule #3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks EVERYBODY.
  • Rule #4: Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.
  • Rule #5: Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
  • Rule #6: If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
  • Rule #8: Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.
  • Rule #9: Never turn your back on an enemy.
  • Rule #10: Sometimes the only way out is through...through the hull
  • Rule #11: Everything is air-droppable at least once
  • Rule #12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
  • Rule #13: Do unto others.
  • Rule #16: Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.
  • Rule #27: Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
  • Rule #29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more, no less.
  • Rule #30: A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
  • Rule #31: Only cheaters prosper.
  • Rule #34: If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
  • Rule #35: That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
  • Rule #36: When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
  • Rule #37: There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload
 

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